On the 23rd day of the month of September in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence…
Alright folks Bri is in financial need.
Forcing myself to work while enduring an episode of my goddamn clinical depression, I’ve gained a week suspension. Fun.
Problem is, I have bills due and I still need to eat. That loss of $120 is going to kill me.
And with this whole “freezing cold, terrible storm” thing that December is so fond of, I really don’t want to be kicked out and end up hungry.
So I’m opening commissions. Sans plush commissions I don’t have the material right now.
Choose your price, though please don’t low ball me too much, I am desperate, but $5 for hours of effort is sort of cruel…
Examples are in my art tag and art blog (toyosatospam.tumblr.com) and my paypal is firstname.lastname@example.org. Discussion can be done both from my email and my ask box
Thanks for reading!!
yo help a real cool artist out
bri is a really good artist!!! ;o; please commission them!
credit to tsukihi he’s the one who gave me this egg and told me i could do whatever i want with it
here is a perfectly good 31/31/31/xx/31/31 intimidate shiny mawile except it doesn’t have its egg moves and is also timid so therefore i’m not really interested in…
"Erm… Ralph? Next time you go fishing, try using a lure instead of jumping in, huh?"
Hooray I finally found time to finish this! There’s lots of stuff wrong with this but I’ll go back and fix it another day.
Truxton - SENTO NEL CORE
cenobites- favorite horror anime [1/7]
RANT TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
Okay, this is making me fucking sick.
You may have seen a “life hack” post going around telling you that this fruit called the Garcinia Cambogia has some “magic” ability to boost your metabolism by 300%. THIS IS FALSE AND THIS FRUIT CAN ACTUALLY DAMAGE YOUR LIVER. The post states that the fruit cannot be bought in stores because it’s “too effective,” but it provides a link to a website where you can apparently order them. I’m not sure it’s even legal to sell them online, so I’d strongly suggest not buying them.
Garcinia Cambogia (or Garcinia Gummi-Gutta) can NOT be used as a way to lose weight, and does NOT BOOST YOUR METABOLISM BY 300%; in fact, it could even give you Hepatotoxicity, WHICH IS THE REASON IT WAS DRAWN OFF THE MARKET - NOT BECAUSE IT WAS “TOO EFFECTIVE.”
I don’t know where this rumour started, and I don’t know why Lifehackable is trying to make everyone believe it. I believe they were paid, or maybe they’re just too stupid to make a simple Google search.
In 2012, some dude (apparently a television personality) by the alias of Dr. Oz started promoting Garcinia Cambogia extract, claiming it was some some fucking magic weight-loss aid - BUT CLINICAL TRIALS DO NOT SUPPORT THESE CLAIMS! A meta-analysis found a possible small, but short-term weight-loss effect - but it was under 1 kilogram (which is about 2 pounds).
Don’t buy this fruit.
Don’t eat this fruit and don’t tell your friends about this fruit. This fruit doesn’t boost your metabolism, it fucking damages your liver. THERE IS A REASON THESE THINGS CANNOT BE BOUGHT IN STORES.
And it doesn’t even taste good. Rant over.
For those of you asking for my sources: